Projected Schedule
12:00 June 15 Last Day at Old Job
2:00 Get in the Truck and Drive to Campbell County with the Girls and the Dogs (Greg
has the Howling Cats With Him...Lucky Him!)
8:00 Arrive Safely After an Uneventful Trip and Go to Bed
Real Schedule
2:00 Arrive Home from Old Job
2:01 Realize that the Moving Truck is TOO SMALL!!!!!!
2:01 Ignore Greg's Remark That I Booked the Smaller Truck Because the Jew in Me Said it Was Cheaper
2:02 Get a Trailer to Pull Behind our Truck
2:03 Did the New Job Come With a Moving Allowance???
2:04-11:00 Pack, More Packing, and Attempt to Get Our Car on the Tow Dolly (Is it
supposed to flip up like that when you drive onto it???)
11:15 Lock Doors, Put Trash Out, Load Girls, Load Cats, Load Dogs...Check Doors Again
11:16 Goodbye House
11:17 Oh my God, What are We Doing?
2:30 AM Arrive at Hotel to Spend the Night/Morning
2:31 Unload Girls, Dogs, Cats, Litter, Litterbox, Food Dishes, Water Dishes, Coolers, Clothes (but we didn't pack any overnight bags because we had delusional visions of being in our own beds several hours ago)
2:40AM Where is the Kitty Litter?????
3:00AM Finally, Finally Go to Sleep
2:00PM June 16 Arrive Safely in Campbell County
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